voicemail

[oldironsides]

You've reached the voicemail... Forgething... it... yeah... of Anthony Stark, Stark Industries. Leave a message if it beeps?




... how do you tell if it's recorded? Piece of alternate universe crap, you're lucky I don't rewire you into a double-ended vibra--





BEEEEEEEP

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Voice

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Hey there. This is NCIS Special Agent Tony DiNozzo--I'm currently part of the police force here. I'm kind of in the market for more bullets, if that's possible, but since I hear they're in short supply, Walsh suggested some form of sword. I understand you make these kinds of things? Anyway, if you're interested in doing business, drop me a line back, we can talk model and prices.

Voice

[oldironsides]

I can, I do, yep.

Y'know, if swords aren't your thing, I do custom jobs. We could hash out what your strengths are, what's easily wielded... all that crap... build you something really suited to you. I'm working on a collapsible baton, actually. There's a fine blade to it. Kinda cool.

Annnnd my prices are pretty reasonable. Especially if you're with the police.

Voice

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

My strengths, honestly?--using a gun, chasing down criminals, solving crimes. Occasionally tackling somebody. Typical--normal world--police stuff. I'm not really a techno-magicky kind of guy; more of a Bruce Willis or Tom Cruise action-hero type than a knight or something.

And a baton, huh? When I think batons, I kind of think 'costume policeman.' The kind that does bachelorette parties. Not that I'm complaining, mind you--I could do that on the side. That could be kind of cool. Just so it works. I haven't had to fight anything yet here, so ...I don't know. What's your best-seller?