voicemail

[oldironsides]

You've reached the voicemail... Forgething... it... yeah... of Anthony Stark, Stark Industries. Leave a message if it beeps?




... how do you tell if it's recorded? Piece of alternate universe crap, you're lucky I don't rewire you into a double-ended vibra--





BEEEEEEEP

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[audio]

[icy]

Hey. So you're alive again, I hear. I have a Viking and a dragon as housemates now, if you ever kick the bucket again God knows I'll wind up with some kind of lava monster, just stick around this time. That's why I missed you on the network, by the way, Anders said you were on it. There's fish all over my freaking house and I'm not even apologizing for not knowing you were around again, I've got ninety-nine problems and carp is just one.

Welcome back, your house is now frosted for the day. [ From one lil' shit to the Stark kind, because he didn't miss Tony at all. Take a look out your window if you can! ] Enjoy that.

[audio]

[oldironsides]

Fish... ? Why are there fish--

[ ... ]

-- no, explain the Viking and the dragon first. Fish second.

Then tell me why you're welcoming me back by turning my place into an Anatolian ice palace. Not that I don't appreciate the sentiment, but... well, no, it's exactly that.

[audio]

[icy]

I'm not explaining Hiccup and Toothless, you'll meet them soon. I'm turning your place into an ice palace because that's what my people do, and I'm the only person in that group so I've decided that it's a great idea by majority vote. The next time you come back from the dead, text me.

Can I just ... Do you want to hang out sometime? I should introduce you to the guys.