voicemail

[oldironsides]

You've reached the voicemail... Forgething... it... yeah... of Anthony Stark, Stark Industries. Leave a message if it beeps?




... how do you tell if it's recorded? Piece of alternate universe crap, you're lucky I don't rewire you into a double-ended vibra--





BEEEEEEEP

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[audio]

[oldironsides]

Fish... ? Why are there fish--

[ ... ]

-- no, explain the Viking and the dragon first. Fish second.

Then tell me why you're welcoming me back by turning my place into an Anatolian ice palace. Not that I don't appreciate the sentiment, but... well, no, it's exactly that.

[audio]

[icy]

I'm not explaining Hiccup and Toothless, you'll meet them soon. I'm turning your place into an ice palace because that's what my people do, and I'm the only person in that group so I've decided that it's a great idea by majority vote. The next time you come back from the dead, text me.

Can I just ... Do you want to hang out sometime? I should introduce you to the guys.